Eric Trump fails at stealing other people’s ideas

Continuing our series on the Trump spamfest, here’s the 4th email received by our impressively long-fingered “Ivor Biggun” on the evening of 22nd October 2016. I guess the Trump campaign team think email is just a long-form version of Twitter. This time the Cheeto-faced Conman wants us to meet his son Eric.

Eric Trump is the blond one with a suspiciously fake hairline and selachian smile. Like the rest of the family, he has all the charm of a bleach enema and the empathy of a brick. He also has the same cavalier approach to other people’s ideas, although this time it’s not a Michelle Obama speech they’re plagiarising. As far as I can tell, it’s every politician asking for money this year. Far-right buffoon Rand Paul was caught using an illicitly compiled mailing list to do it earlier.

I have no idea why this figure of $20.17 is significant and I don’t really care. … Continue reading →

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