Monday 7 November 2016

The Trump emails: Katrina Pierson and the despairing wails of the damned

I haven’t been posting all the emails I’ve (or rather, our fictitious Ivor Biggun) been getting from the Trump campaign, because there are far too many and they all say much the same thing: Crooked Hillary – send us money – we’re going to walk it – send us money, we need to run more ads or we’ll lose – the election is rigged – send us money. Some are signed by Cheetoface Stumpyfingers himself, others by a random son, or else by Katrina Pierson his National Spokesmoron, as is the case here. Pierson is an outstanding Specimen who thinks Sarah Palin is “more normal” than many Republicans.

Occasionally the emails are signed by one of Trump’s arselikkahs, like Gingrich or Priebus. Sometimes it dangles the tempting bait of a gadget, like the Trump Black Card (I kid you not) or Your Name On Our Wall (yeah sure) and, best … Continue reading

The post The Trump emails: Katrina Pierson and the despairing wails of the damned first appeared on Plague of Mice.