Friday, 10 July 2015

ZOMG drama! Rand Paul under attack!

I think Eugene Fear-the-Peen has been selling his illegal email spam lists again. Over the past few weeks I’ve been getting increasingly dramatic begging letters from some frantic lunatic calling himself Rand Paul.

Rand Paul, Rand Paul. I’ve heard that name before. Ah, yes, he’s a Tea Party whackjob who, on top of being linked to the extreme anti-gay hate squad (inferred from his use of the same mailing list):
  • has described taxation as slavery and wants to sue the Treasury and IRS for passing tax-evasion measures; 
  • was involved in the moronic shutdown of 2013, which he doesn’t regret because he hates Obamacare; 
  • wants pilots to be armed (just let the idea of someone firing a gun in a pressurised cabin sink in); 
  • is anti gun control no matter how many people are massacred; 
  • unsurprisingly, also has ties with white supremacists; 
  • appears to want the abolition of marriage (because the … 
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