The Ferret-haired Fraud and his fawning acolytes are presumably unaware that "to crown" also means "to belt around the ear", aka Punching a Nazi.
But I digress.
Read this email, which just landed - entirely unrequested - in my mailbox, and then dare tell me that Trump and his mob believe in democracy and a free Press.
Of all the biased, absurd, and downright FAKE news stories the media wrote about us in 2017, I picked just ELEVEN of the VERY WORST.
But now it’s time for the media to hear from you.
I want YOU -- the AMERICAN PEOPLE -- to crown the KING OF FAKE NEWS of 2017.
Please take my survey and let me know which organization you think pushed the MOST FAKE NEWS last year.
We’re going to keep calling the FAKE NEWS MEDIA out for their liberal bias and lies.
And we will NEVER let their attacks stop us from our mission to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
So please, take the 2017 Fake News Awards Survey right now to crown the ULTIMATE King of Fake News.
MAGA,
Donald J. Trump
I went to have a look, of course. Oh joy, you can nominate your own candidate. Well, well, well.
The "survey" is here. It would be such a shame if it got freeped, right?
